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Check out 20 funny parenting quotes from famous stand ups and a few up-and-comers you may not have heard of (yet!). 01 of 20 Jerry Seinfeld Jeff Kravitz/Getty Images "Having a 2 year-old is like having a blender, but you dont' have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld 02 of 20 Jim Gaffigan matriciu/Imgur
20 Funny Parenting Quotes to Make You Laugh The Super Mom Life
1 - My kids are turning out just like me. Well played karma, well played. 2 - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children - Clarence Day 3 - Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus
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And as they say, laughter is the best medicine. So check out these funny parenting quotes that are sure to make you feel like an official member of the Hot Mess Mom Society. Being a fun mom starts with being able to laugh at ourselves. Funny Parenting Quotes for All Parents
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1 Ray Romano Betsy Farrell "Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." Advertisement - Continue Reading Below 2 Nia.
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- Maya Angelou "If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much." - Jackie Kennedy "My children are the reason I laugh, smile, and want to get up every morning." - Gena Lee Nolin "At the end of the day, the most overwhelming key to a child's success is the positive involvement of parents." - Jane D. Hull
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"Parenthood is the scariest hood you will ever go through." "If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle "Both of us can't look good at the same time; it's me or the house." "You know your life has changed when going to the grocery store by yourself is a vacation." Nurse handing me a newborn: "You got this?"
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Here are my top 20 funny parenting quotes. Make sure to share them with a friend! If you've never said "You need to back up a little so I can wipe myself," do you even have kids? via @themotheroctopus Some days I have it totally together and others I find toast I made 3 days ago still sitting in the toaster oven. via @whineandcheezits
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You are sure to laugh with this list of 39 funny parenting jokes and quotes. These parenting one liners are perfect for memes and more. Get ready for some new parent comedy!
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- Anonymous "Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future." - Amy Poehler "There are two types of tired, I suppose. One is a dire need of sleep, the other is a dire need of peace." - Zayn Malik on Parenting
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- Erma Bombeck "Why don't kids understand their nap is not for them, but for us?" -Alyson Hannigan "If evolution works, how come mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle "Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up." - Ray Romano "Mother Nature is providential.
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Here are some great inspiring, witty & funny parenting quotes that every parent will relate to. Parenting Quotes that Every Parent Will Relate To "I came to parenting the way most of us do — knowing nothing and trying to learn everything." — Mayim Bialik
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Funny Parenting Quotes "Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." - Joyce Armor "90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again." - Anonymous "Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do." - Benjamin Spock
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8. "I became the kind of parent my mother was to me.". - Maya Angelou. 9. "When you look at your life, the greatest happiness is family happiness.". - Dr. Joyce Brothers. 10. "At the end of the day, the most overwhelming key to a child's success is the positive involvement of parents.".
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Hilarious Funny Parenting Quotes "My favorite part of parenting is after I drop my kids off at school. I'm kidding. It's after they go to bed." - CallMeDraper "88% of parenting is saying 'it's bedtime' 150 times between 8:00 and 9:00 every night." - SardonikTart "Can't find your kids? Don't worry; sit on the toilet. They'll find you." - MamaJessieC